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When Sardar was

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.

Q: If a devil catches

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n wife were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

Sheikh Sb on death

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

''''HUSBAND:

''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. wife: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...

Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

santa 2 his wife

santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

Thapr marne pr nraz wife

Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.

1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

Husband on wedding,

Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

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