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By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud wife

Uâ€™ll Become Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

here Is Some Career Advice

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...

Message Of The Year:

Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A wife !!!!

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