wife SMS Messages372 messages

First Guy (Proudly) : "My wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And wife On

Missing Column Of News Paper
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your wife.
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
True But Funny Fact

A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A wife
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect wife & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)


(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri wife

Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
Batao wife, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!