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Namaz

Jab tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna bhi pasand nahi kia.

Umeedien

Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , Kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!

Dushman

Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

aj mn ne tmhari bv ko

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

sardar apna radio theek karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Love

If i had the letters “HRT” I could’ve add “EA” to get “HEART” or “U” to get “HURT”. I would rather add “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.

miss you

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

haqiqat ho tum

Haqiqat ho tum kese tumhay sapna kahu,
Qurban hai meri jaan tujh par
kise tere siwa mein apna kahu
AK

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Boxing Ring

"life is very similar to a boxing ring.
Defeat is not final when you fall down.
it is final when you refuse to get up..."

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