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Love is Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea
can change Ur life wife is Hutch, where ever you go she
folows But Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The
Air..! A
Tanha zindagi mai chal rahi hon to kya howa
Ay dost
Janazy main hoga sara shaher dekh lay na
Lagta Hai Jese Tang Hai Tu Mere wajood Sy,
Ay Zindagi, Tujh Ko Bhi Ijazzat Hai Chorr Ja Mujhy
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
''Beautiful Advice
Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho

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Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo''
'"Cold water" and "Hot Iron" removes the wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & warm Heart remove worries of life...'
'Two simple lines-

Don't make any close relation without full understanding...

And

Don't break any close relation with small misunderstanding...!'
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

wahahahhHaha:p
Vaat Lag Gayi waala Expression :

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... when u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!