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You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This world. U will Either Have To Adjust Or U will Have To Compromise U Adjust when Someone wants To Be with U……..? And U Compromise when U want To Be with Someone..
Itni Si “DUA” Hai K
Har Any wale
“Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me
“Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe
“Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1
“Tamana” Har 1
“Khwahish”.
Tumhare
“Honton” Tak
Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa”
Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna
“KHAYAL RAKHNA”
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'


'Meri har wafa par tum b wafa krna

na me tm ko khafa kron
na tm mujh ko khafa krna

apni dosti ka sooraj kbhi ghuroob na ho

a dost khuda se bas yehi dua krna'


'Sari Ummat min sab say ziada baseerat wala vo shakhs hay jo Allah k deen min sab say ziada naseehat kare. (Imam Ali Raza A.S.)'
Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

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Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna


Dost......!!!!
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
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