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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry wrong Number..
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
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Hello, How R U?
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FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

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FINE..!
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
waqt Badalta Hai Zindagi Ke Sath Zindagi Badalti Hai Mohabbat Ke Sath Mohabbat Nahi Badalti Apno Ke Sath Bas Apne Badal Jate Hain waqt Ke Sath,