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Kitni masoom khawahish ha us deewani larrki ki,
Chahti hai k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.
Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain

Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !
Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..

Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!
Vaat Lag Gayi waala Expression :

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... ... when u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
what is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir khan nahi jo



all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..


'My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,


so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'
woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
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."Faraz"


Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
while Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'

'"we shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present."

- Thomas Edison'
1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAww Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAww Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!