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Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
English Teacher:

"wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"

"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"

"wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"

"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"

"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"

"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"

"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"

"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!

hum wafa kay aadi hum har dum wafaa karin gey

Bun kar faqeer teri zindagi ki dua karin gey
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

"FARAZ",

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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
Muddat se jin ki aas thi, woh milay b tou kuch youn milay,

Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
English Cricket Team Is A weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SwANN,
The Guy Behind The wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise with The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D