PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
  

May, 29 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     3362 views       Funny

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yeh mere kahani...??


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bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,


Wheat


gas


power


suger



water

Musharaf has been
give the title of


Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->