God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''