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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA
Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA
Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main
Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
.
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
Zaroorat Khan.
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
Zaroorat Khan.
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye
.
Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
''Yeh Jo Hath Me
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na
Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai
Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,
Try krke dekho
Its possible''
Its Easier
Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
A Nobel Award
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
Plz Don''t Neglect
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
akeli ja rahi thi zn
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi
Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->
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