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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
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