PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

May, 29 2012 163 chars (2 sms) 3349 views Funny

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Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

let the god decorate

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

The Best Gifts 2 B Given.

The Best Gifts 2 B Given.

2 A Frnd:
H0nesty,

2 An Enemy:
Forgiveness,

2 Parents:
Gratefulness,

2 God
Ur Life,

2 Me:
Nokia N95, Sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI

Angel Took Man

Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D

If U Need Original Tigers

If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately

Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today

Teacher

Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

merey pyar kee

merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam

tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam

Modeling offer for you

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff

Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->

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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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