PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

May, 29 2012 163 chars (2 sms) 3232 views Funny

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