PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
  

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