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ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

we dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(wILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

Remix Version of TWIST.

Remix Version of TwIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, we Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

If I were to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SwEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

An Excellent Road Sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment with GOD ... !" ;)

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I wILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I wILL LET U GO ;->

- K r R r A z Y -

- K r R r A z Y -

T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
with Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call

Please Is Number Se Aanay wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)

Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

wah wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

Police ne Rok K Puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

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