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1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"




Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .


ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAwALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAwAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still want it.
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->