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Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

The ''eternal'' truth

Man and woman -The ''eternal'' truth?

The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.

Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

William Mufta

GOLDEN wORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-william Mufta

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

Menu>contacts>Avogadro

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)

Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

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