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whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



week Itself Says .......



w T F ....... =P ;->
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
=PUre Newz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



winter holidays


And new season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / wAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.