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A Gud Frend Is One Who

A Gud Frend Is One who Tell U To Study well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he''s wRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is wISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!

. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .

Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .

1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo

1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->

Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->

Who was d 1st indian

who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?

GUESS!
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->

A Man Has A Crow . . .

A Man Has A Crow . . .
who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
what Does He Call It. . . ???

Any Guesses

Don’t Know

He Calls It

My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->

What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

what''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

ANS : - TABU!!!!

Confused. . . ?

why. . . ?

Ok I''l Tell U. . .

Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : what Do Use For washing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->

No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->

In A Marriage. . .

In A Marriage. . .

One Person Always wins

And

The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur work Not Girls. . . ;->

True Quote. . .

True Quote. . .

A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A woman. . .

&

A woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .

Strange But True. . . ;->

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