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Winter is going 2 start...

winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Ek bacha dorta howa

Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : wOMAN

Symbol : wO

Atomic weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS wHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile when Alone

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGwAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE wALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

How 2 catch squirrels?

How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mei

wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->

Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..

Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.

A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->

I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man. Women Can Cry . .

I''d Much Rather Be A woman Than A Man.

women Can Cry . . .

They Can wear Cute Clothes . . .

And

They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->

The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

The Best And Fastest way To Become Millionaire

Is . . . .

To Become A Billionire And

Then Lose Money . . . ;-

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