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There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

what does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake

Young girl praying :

Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.

Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???

why in Couple Photo women r on left side & male on right???

bcoz

In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!

At d beginning of any relationship,

At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking when Someone Is SLeeping.

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Qus: why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|

how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?

how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?

very simple yaar

dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)

Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u

whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u

..... .\o/
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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!

1 bar aur plzzzzz

I wasnt ready...

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