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Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
what is the question ???

So, which Platform are you working on ???
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Question : what is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
Definition of "wIFE"..............

"Someone who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
which U wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALwE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....



Hats off to U, For Managing without
them..!!!! ;->
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
what I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always wrong"..... ;->
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->