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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
with BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

what R U waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TwO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOw CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???


Isn''t It.....???




Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)