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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

when asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

Dost Mere Marne K baad

Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena

Kya.....????

Gandi Soch Rakhne wale Aadmi

Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->

Kya aap jante hai

Kya aap jante hai

ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?

wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.

waise aap iss waqt

kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)

One Technical question:

One Technical question:

where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever wOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
whY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
whY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
whY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

we are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny world............. ;->

Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
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there r still 5 left.
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B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!

What is d Diffrnce btwn

what is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by wife is an ESSAY...

What is education ?

what is education ?what is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."

Father: Raat ko

Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.

Woh aayi muskuraee,

woh aayi muskuraee,

usne kaha,humne suna,

woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,

woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,

bas keh hi diya...

"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."

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