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1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A wONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third wife.

Lady: How Many wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
we should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.