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Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "


Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!




Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because







wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
Reaction of Girl when She Lost Dere Purse!


POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .



RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .




BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
A Boy On Date wid A Gir On BMw

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AwAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...


ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO wALI HOTI. . . ;->
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



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Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .









Then what Is 111. . . . ? ? ?









Think. . . . . .








Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
Once Rani Mukerji was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . what Did He Say. . ?

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->
who''s The Only Playe who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->