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Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The Animals were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

Girraffe was Not Eating. . . .

why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: when Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Ans : On their wedding. . . ;->

TEACHER : How Do You Spell

TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .

Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Q: what do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Guess Karo
Ez Hai

Nahi Pata

It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->

Koi new msg hai kia?????????? agar hai tu...

Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...

Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

aik din aik larke na a

aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

A cigrete shortns ur life

A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AwARENESS"

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)

Children, on average

Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?

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