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Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
white - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: when n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
wIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
what is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY wERE CHEAP.

HIS wIFE SHOUTS, wHY DID U BUY TYRES,

wHEN wE DONT HAVE A CAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING wHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........