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Q: what do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
Sardar was writing Something very slowly, friend asked: wHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.






















































































Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur waiter se Bola " waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
what Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, while Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
wife phone pe: wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
wife: Phone mere liye tha!
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. while coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. when he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.when he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.