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Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

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wT R U ALL wONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEwHO wERE BETwEEN I & U

We''ve known Each other

we''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........

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Doctor pricription 4 u,

Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya

MEN BEWAKUF... MEN BEWAKUF...

MEN BEwAKUF...
MEN BEwAKUF...
MEN BEwAKUF...
MEN BEwAKUF...
MEN BEwAKUF...
MEN BEwAKUF...

shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.

some 1 asked me 2

some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....

but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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