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Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"

1 srdar ji khali katori

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Santa: Why Do

Santa: why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

what is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

.

Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

A man jumpd in

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

Sardar & Pathan:

Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:what is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Sardar wife

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''

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