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''1 chor Police sy

''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

''We''ve known each

''we''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

''Fact1: You can not touc

''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''

''SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
worries About U
Lonely without U
Guess who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''

''I want U to know

''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I wAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''

''A study has proved

''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''

''WARNING ! ! !

''wARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

when you turn your phone off it wON''T wORK AGAIN''

''WARNING ! ! !

''wARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

when you turn your phone off it wON''T wORK AGAIN''

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''

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