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''whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
''wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
''we will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
''what is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
''what are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''