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''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!

Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!

Lawan jutti
Na beybay!

Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''

''When i open my

''when i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... why should only i suffer!!!''

''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

wah wah...

Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''

''alar balr baawe da

''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''

''Hari Hari Ghaas

''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN

wah wah wah wah wah wah ......

Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

''akhoon akhoon !!!!

''akhoon akhoon !!!!

aRz kiya he !!!!!

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

w@H w@H w@H w@H w@H !

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''

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