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Happy, Happy new year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you're done, sweet rest.

We Hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace and more
A brigher, better new year than
You've ever had before
-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, ullo ka patha :p:D
Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary

Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary


Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai

Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary


Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai

Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary


Ab Kon Mere Pa'on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy

Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary


Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak

Warna To Tere Aaib Bi
Maloom Hain Saare
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
tari gafaton ko khaber kahan mary hol o dil ph nazer khan,,,

tu jafa ke had man nah aa ska man wafa ke hd sy gujzar gaya
Student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
Ehsas to kar in jazbon ka,tu hay masroof beshek lekin

Jeena bhi mujey dushwar itna to nazer andaz na kar
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/