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Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
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''' Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
As nite falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i”m here to wish u Good Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight"
Real friends are not those
who are always around when everything’s almost perfect.
They’re the one’s who dig deep when you’re down
just to pull you up and say,
"Everything’s gonna be alright.."

Good Night
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
ur Name Is GATES But
u r Selling WINDOWS … ;->
Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main
Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main
Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal
Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HuSAIN Main..
Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa
Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan
Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki
Harf sajda kunan hain honton per
Har taraf al-atash ki awazein
Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey
Dharkno k galu pay khanjar hai
Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida
Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say
Pyar ki alqama pay pehray hain
Zeest ko daan abla pai
Dast-e-Qatil mein zulf subha ki
Ashk arzan huey hain palkon pay
Phir Muharram kaa chand nikla hai..
Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..