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[[ Eid ul Azha Mubarik ]]
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
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Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STuDENT: MuJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
School vs university
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY uNI LIFE.
umeed-e-wafa na rakh un logo se…
Jo miltay hain kisi se..
Hotay hain kisi k
In the Flowers, My Rose is You.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is You.
In the Sky, My Moon is You.
I am only Body, My Heart is You.
That is why i always Miss You !!
Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar
Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein
Kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar
Khayaalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai
Nigaahon Ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Nahi Lekin
Tere Bagarr Tabiyat udaas Rehti Hai