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Reality Of OuR COuNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"uNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
is tarah sataya hai pareshaan kiya hai
goya k muhabbat nahi ehasaan kiya hai
socha tha k tum dosaron jaise nahi hoge
tum ne bhi wahi kam meri jan kiya hai
mushkil tha bohut mere liye tark-e-taalluq
ye kam bhi tum ne mera asaan kiya hai
Aarzo-e-safar ka jab hum nay irada kia tha,
saath chalnay ka usnay b wada kia tha,

kuch us ko ras na aaei wafa ki sadaqtain,
kuch aitbar bhi hum nay ziada kia tha,
Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
uMEED!!
KISE KI YAD DIL MAIN HAI KOI AHSAS BAQI HAI
BADLTAY MOSMOON K DARMIYAN AIK RAZZ BAQI HAI

ABI TO MAIN SAFAR MAIN HOON MILAIN GI MANZLAIN MuJKO
MAGAR IN RASTOON K DARMIYAN IK SATH BAQI HAI

KAHAIN PAR SHAM DHALTI HAI KAHAIN PAY RAT HOOTI HAI
ABI TO CHAND HAI CHAND KI RAT BAQI HAI

CHALY AAO KISE DIN TuM HAMRA HALL B DAIKHO
HAMRA JISAM MuRDA HAI MAGAR AIK SANS BAQI HAI

uMEED HAI PHIR B WO MILAY GI HAMAIN AIK DIN
KHuDA PAR HAI BHOROOSA ABI KHuDA KI ZATT BAQI HAI
Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko FARAZ
Dunya mai sub Hamraaz badal jate hain
Kisi k Bicharnay se Koi mar to nahi jata
Haan magar Jeeney k Andaaz badal jate hain
Mudat k Baad Dekha usay Bdla Hoa Tha Wo
Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Wo
Mujhy Dekh Kar usne Chehra To Chupa Liya
Magar Ankhein Bata Rahi Thi k Roya Howa Tha Wo
uski Ankhon Mein Dekh Kar Mehsos Hua Mujhe
Meri Tarha Kisis Soach Mein Doba Hua Tha Wo
Hijir ka taara doob chala hai dhalny lagi hy rat wasi
Qatra qatra baras rahi hai ankhon se barsat wasi
tery bad ye dunya wale mujh ko pagal kar dein gy
khushbu k dais mein mujh ko le chal apne sath wasi
yunhi chup ki mohr laga kr kb tk gumsum betho gy
khamoshi se dum ghut-ta hy chero koi baat wasi