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Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a SMS
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947











Sorry For The Late Delivery!
A Lawyer sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)


(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
AftEr
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rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
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INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsent


















"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Purpose Of Life . . .


GOD sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say


















"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

















She Starts Her sentence
With




"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->