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Avi Msg
sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!