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most iraqis think t

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
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Because
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MISSED .. ;->

a bf brought present

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

an excellent road sentence

An Excellent Road sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

i will never go through a red light

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

translate this punjabi sentence into english

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

christmas is a time

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t
like about office Christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day.

christmas is a time

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten

and his present remembered. What I don"t like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

today is a day of ce

Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

heard you are celebr

Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time

with love this wish

With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day

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