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Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq school,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.

Son:Me school Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

school Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum school Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum school Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

School Life Is RELIANCE

school Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

school 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

school Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

Son: I Don''t Want

Son: I Don''t Want To Go school Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The

"Principal"

TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd school YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"

StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."

Ustad:

Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...

Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din school Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->

To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To school?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

Baap Betay K Skool Se

Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta school Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy school Nai Ja Rha..

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