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=Think=

=Think=
> A Deobandi Doesn''t Send His Son 2 Barelvi school.
> A Barelvi Doesn''t Send His Son 2 Deobandi Madrasa.
> Sunni Doesn''t Allow His Son 2 Play with a Shia Child.
> Shia Keeps His Son Away From Sunni school of Thought.

But ... !
All of Them Send Them 2 a Christian school Proudly.

I awoke this morning

I awoke this morning,
ate my breakfast early.
I dressed by myself
and to school I hurry.
school, school,
here I am today.
Now I am ready to read
and sing and play.

(to the tune of "Happy Birthday")

Good Morning to you
Good Morning to you
Good Morning Dear first Grade
Good Morning to you!

Wo School K Din

Wo school K Din

Kuch Baatai’n Bhuuli Hui
Kuch Pal Beetey Huey

Har Ghalti Ka Ek Naya Bahana
Aur Phir Sab Ki Nazar Main Aana

Exam Ki Puuri Raat Jaagna
Phir Bhi Sawal Dekh Ker Sar Khujana

Mauqa Miley Tou Class Bunk Maarna
Phir Dosto’n K Saath Mazey Maarna

Us Ki Ek Jhalak Dekhne Roz school Jana
Us Ko Dekhte Dekhte Attendance Bhuul Jana

Har Pal Hai Naya Sapna
Aaj Jo Tuutey Phir Bhi Hy Apna

Ye school K Din
In Lamho’n Main Zindagi Jee Bhar K Jeena

Yaad Ker K In Palo’n Ko
Phir Zindagi Bhar Muskurana

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

"Pakistani di Mushkil"

"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
school wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!

School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

school main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!

Masoom Dhamki:

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera school Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,

Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.

Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara school Chhor do.''

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo

2. school me
urdu bolo

3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero

or

4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai school Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo school Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
.
.
Yadain Hi Yadain.

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

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