police SMS Messages126 messages

Pathan to police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

police:Kon hai wo ?

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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Peshawar Ki police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
police or Ambulance?
24 Hours Services In Pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!
We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji