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Santa Helmet Pehen

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Banta: Why Is The

Banta: Why Is The police Nicknamed

"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

Santa Police Se

Santa police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

1 Sardar

1 Sardar
police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Ek chor Police sy

Ek chor police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

Police-Instead of

police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

||. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . .||

||. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . .||

If you''re being chased by a police dog,

try not to go through a tunnel,

then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They''re trained for that!

Milton Jones

Santa:

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
police or Ambulance?

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