police SMS Messages126 messages

A Punjab policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI police METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
To
The S.H.O,
police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi The police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi The police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
1 Andha police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
1 Andha police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now police Or Ambulance..
Why Does police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?






Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...


Pair Nahi..