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kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

Police ne Rok K Puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

american police chor

American police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani police Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay police Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

pathan 2ble sawari j

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

policechor se wad

police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: police & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

peshawar ki police k

Peshawar Ki police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

aik borhi orat nay 1

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

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