police SMS Messages126 messages



police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"


Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun


Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)



Signs of a suicide bomber given by police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->
Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar
Aaya Hon in police Walon Se Keh K

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My Name is FARAZ

And

I am Not a Tullay Baaz. :-)