pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

mumbai attacks kay b

Mumbai attacks kay baad pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

indian humare pass

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

pakistani di mushk

" pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"pakistan"

"NAVY" =P ;->

meaning of pakistan

Meaning of pakistan

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

pakistani ny chinese

pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

ab karen apni ya r

Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...

Kyun k

CRICKET Tou Ab pakistan
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->

french our anceste

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)

teacher dunya ka p

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

mubarak ho chief jus

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

1 of the most funnie

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

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