pakistan SMS Messages394 messages



Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.



Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of pakistan where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of pakistan.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































pakistan Me Hua Hun.. ;->

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join pakistan army, others get married ... ;->


All Schools, Colleges and Universities of pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Lovers with Mobile in pakistan cities . . .


ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->


KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan pakistan mein hay!
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=P =D

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its pakistanI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->


Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)