pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?





Creatively Challenged ?






Artistically Void ?





Socially Hopeless ???




And



Financially Desprate ....????







Congrates You Are A





pakistanI .... ;->
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :

Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy

Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :

Main Bhi pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi pakistan Hy ... ;->
Which Was The First Nike Shop?




Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)
pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
pakistan Ka.

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Waqt B.
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of pakistan


But….


Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady pakistan"
Theme Song Of
"RACE"
In pakistan

Race Tahreekoun Ki
Race Aatay Ki
Race Bajet Ki
Parliment Is Racing On

Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai

Allah Duhai Hai
Bari Mehangai Hai
Loadshading Chai Hai
Teray pakistan Main... ;->
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In pakistan ???


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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?