pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
Azaad pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo

Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo

jaldi se utho aur sabko wish

karo

HappY QaiD DaY
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....
FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->
Teacher: Bachon Batao pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
A pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

pakistan Armed Forces ;->
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.