pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

Inteligence Test By

Inteligence Test By P.A.F (pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!

Intelligent ho

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->

Qustions:

Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

Pakistan Ka Aìsa

pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis

Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt

15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain

Answer : Pak Patan Shareef

Interviewer : Give Me

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In pakistan!!

"Sawat Girl Fake Punishment"

"Sawat Girl Fake Punishment"

Yahoodi Propaganda Against Islam..
Can you Imagine?
After 34 Flicks the Girl Easly Stood up and Walked,
How is it Possible?
Like this more fake videos on "You-Tube"
Please Fwd this massege and save Isalam and pakistan, And those who Beleive in this Videos..
Thanks

Blessing of Ramazan

Blessing of Ramazan

U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items.

QATAR: Every food item will sell on its cost price.

KUWAIT: 50% discount or ''Buy 1 get 1'' free on all food items.

SAUDIA: 30% discount on all food items.

BANGLADESH: 20% discount

pakistan: 150% increase in the price of all Items.

Good Morningggggg

Good Morningggggg
pakistan,
Behan Log Ko Salaam,
Dosto Ko Hi,
Buzurgo Ko Adaab
Girls Ko Pyar,
Aur Khas Ko Jaise K Aap,
Jadoo Ki Jhappi With Pappi . . . ;->

American: hamaray haan

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN

1 Angraiz pakistan aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

!

!

!

Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"

The most rommantic country of the world?

The most rommantic country of the world?

guess!

pakistan
u know y?

har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

Search SMS Messages