pakistan SMS Messages394 messages

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
pakistan ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
Agr spiderman pakistan mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->
pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
Agar pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Sabhi pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.